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Forum Topic: This just in from Kim Tucker

Montgomery County Community College will be presenting the legendary Bobby Hutcherson along with
Cedar Walton on October 9th at 8PM
in Science Center Theater, Morris Road and DeKalb Pike (Route 202).
Tickets are $25 for reserved seating $20 for seniors and $10 for
children under 12. People can call us at 215 641-6518 or go on line... at
http://www.mc3.edu/livelyarts

The latest crop of new musical definitions

BANDSTAND: The area furthest away from an electrical outlet.
BIG BAND: Nowadays, an aggregation consisting of two musicians.
BROADWAY PIT JOB: A prison sentence disguised as a gig.
CABARET: A venue where singers do songs from shows that closed out of town.
CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME: God's way of telling you that you've practiced too much.
CATERER: A man whose hatred for musicians is unrivaled.
CHANTEUSE: A singer with an accent and no sense of time.
CLASSICAL COMPOSER: A man ahead of his time and behind in the rent.